Porn of a Dilemma

May 30, 2012

Count on the Los Angeles Times going deep to uncover the hard naked truth from 2001.

The Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum field is the place where the USC Trojans play football, two Summer Olympics were staged, John F. Kennedy accepted the Democratic presidential nomination and Pope John Paul II celebrated Mass.

It was also a location for “The Gangbang Girl #32,” a hard-core pornographic movie that featured 40 minutes of group sex on the gridiron turf, The Times has learned.

The Times has learned.  You just gotta love that passive construction, which neatly begs the question of how, exactly, the Times learned that more than a decade after the film was shot.

Hmm.  All right, let’s say you’re an assignment editor.  You just happen to, uh, come across this film.  Wait a second, you say to yourself, that’s the friggin’ Coliseum.  It’s a publicly owned venue.  So at least one high-ranking official on the Coliseum Commission had to be involved. Wow, what a good story.  But wait a second.  How do I explain this?  I’ll have to show the film to my reporters.  They’ll wonder about me.  Everyone will.  Well, screw it.  This is too good.  Now, who do I get to write this puppy?  Oh, I know.  Hahahaha.  People will think they were in it.  Hahaha: Paul Pringle and Rong-Gong Lin.

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