Ray Lewis Memorial Murder

February 6, 2013

What better way to honor Super Bowl champ Ray Lewis:

BALTIMORE (WJZ) — As Ravens fans celebrated, violence broke out not far from the parade route. One teenager is dead and two others were injured in a triple stabbing.

In keeping with the city’s adoration of its retiring defensive star, the stabber will be acquitted of murder and then lavishly praise the Lord.

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