(the writer, not the other guys)
This explains why I’ve been feeling such a great disturbance in the Force:
Thousands of litres of whisky have been flushed down the drain by accident at a bottling plant in Dumbarton.
It is understood the mix-up happened at Chivas Brothers during the night shift on Tuesday while equipment was being cleaned.
Instead of draining away waste water, the workers on duty somehow flushed out thousands of litres of bulk whisky.
The only good news is that it wasn’t a single malt.
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It’s the summer of 1956 in the Los Angeles of our noir imaginations. A serial rapist posing as an undercover cop targets the city’s lovers’ lanes. What complicates finding him is that he’s black and the victims aren’t, and the “white” newspapers won’t run stories that could tarnish the city’s reputation. Meanwhile, racist cops are sure they’ve found their culprit in a former black officer who’d been fired from the LAPD for dating a white woman. Only one detective, a Latino, believes him innocent. But after falling in love with one of the victims, he has to work alone and on the q.t. to solve the case. Eventually, with a little help from Hollywood, the detective springs a trap that ensnares the rapist. It’s the best true story you ever heard—and it has just been published by St. Martin's Press. “...blistering true crime.... In a crowded field of fine true crime authors, Engel makes sure that all of the dots are connected and justice has its say.” –Publishers Weekly
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Obama forgot to warn the public that bottling plants and distilleries and breweries would be forced to flush our libations down the loo as a sacrifice to the gods of big government. How do we drown our sorrows when, as Maxine Waters reminds us, 170 million jobs will be lost? I’d escape to the tropical island of Guam and drind coconut water, but I’m afraid the island might capsize, as congressman Hank Johnson has warned. The Mayans were just slightly off in their calculations.